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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 08:09
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why do I feel sleepy after massage?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why do I sometimes hear full conversations when I am alone?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
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